Description
A dry, darkly playful tee for true-crime fans and Lizzie Borden enthusiasts. The front reads, “Please do not accept a friend request from my parents. They have been hacked. —Lizzie Borden,” pairing modern internet humor with a notorious slice of history. Wear it while browsing the latest documentary, trading theories with fellow mystery lovers, or adding a little macabre wit to your everyday wardrobe. Printed on a lightweight classic-fit shirt with a clean crew neckline, it’s easy to style for casual outings, true-crime meetups, and Halloween gatherings.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) feel
– Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline
– Seamless tubular knit construction reduces fabric waste
– Ribbed collar with shoulder tape helps retain shape
– OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
